joni 
The Myers-Briggs test? Trash. A love language quiz? Waste of time. A sex quiz in an issue of Cosmo? Okay, that was surprisingly insightful. But in order to truly KNOW yourself, you must know your Cocktail Personality.™
- Question of
You’re out with your best friend who decides to call their not-so-great ex. What do you do?
- Talk trash about the ex they should totally forget about.
- Give them the biggest hug and offer to take them to one-on-one brunch this weekend.
- Start a conversation with your friend’s about how GREAT your best friend is!
- Ignore the comment. Giving it more attention will only make it worse!
- Question of
You’re on a first date and the bill shows up. You…?
- Go 50/50 on the check. Fair is fair!
- Pretend you don’t see it. You treated them to your presence!
- Sneakily grab the check while they’re not looking.
- Bat your eyelashes and say thank you! (You spent so long getting ready, you deserve this!)
- Question of
You have an important interview tomorrow, what is keeping you up?
- “Did I print enough copies of my resume?”
- “Ugh, I hope they like me!”
- “I’m just excited to potentially stop working with Karen!”
- Zzzzzzzzzzzz….. Blissfully sleeping
- Question of
What’s your ideal summertime afternoon in Chicago?
- A picnic at the beach with all of your friends. It’s so fun to get everyone together!
- Posting up on your hammock at a local park with some friends.
- Brunch, shopping and then prepping for a night out with your squad!
- Day drinking as much bottomless mimosa as you can on a gorgeous patio. YOLO!
- Question of
What is your ideal vacation?
- Vacation? Staycation please! You need more time to hit those clubs you have been dying to check out.
- A 14-day guided tour through Europe. You want to see as much as you can!
- All you really need is a beach, sunshine and a never ending cocktail.
- Camping in a state park with close friends and late night stories around the campfire.
